Below are a few lost socks stolen from the washing line of existence and concerning the diverse tribes, clans and denizens of Avalonia (Jah Glastafari!). The complete laundry list – dubbed a “total whitewash” by critics – can be found within the twenty-three volumes of the Encyclopaedia Avalonia. These ancient, dusty texts were unearthed from Chalice Hill through sheer bad luck and now reside under glass-cover in the Avalonian Museum of Theological Artefacts.
- Medieval Brigands (The Convoy)
- Swami Bharmi’s Ashram Acolytes
- Hedge Monkeys
- Eco-pagans
- Stonehenge Freedom Fighters
- The Picts
- Restorationist Christians
- Jehovah’s Witnesses
- Irish Rovers
- Avalonian Independence Party
- The Crop Circlers
- Green Party Loyalists
- Russian Orthodox Christians
- House Christians
- Anabaptists
- Lutherans
- Protestants
- The Fumit
- The University of Avalon
- Catholics
- Elementary Time Travel
- The Guild of Immortalists
- The Glastonbury Carnival
- Methodists
- GlastonSpeak
- Unitarians
- Mormons
- The Indian Nation
- The Shambananas
- Grockels
- The Star-Gazers
- The Bornabreds
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