Catholics – EA. Vol. XI
The Tribes of Christianity – Encyclopaedia Avalonia XI …
Catholics in Avalonia, like Catholics everywhere, look to their parish priest for guidance.
The parish priest – usually called Father O’Malley – looks in turn to his Bishop. The Bishop looks to the Cardinal. The Cardinal looks to the Pope. The Pope looks to God …
God looks embarrassed.
God’s embarrassment is not surprising, since Catholics believe that every sperm is sacred. They also believe that all Catholics are cool hipsters – i.e. there are no wankers amongst them.
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